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I'd sell it as a food warmer to the eskimo

Either put him in Africa or due to the fact that a fridge is usually between 5- -5 degrees Celsius and there climate is between -20 and -40 degree Celsius I would sell it as a warming device for him or his food. :)

Barter; i.e. my fridge for something equally-valuable. The question is "how" and not "why", afterall.

Following on the back of our massively successful 'Sunbeds in Somalia' range, this is the new lifestyle choice that puts YOU in control. The busy, go getting professional eskimo (sorry Inuit) wants his drinks and produce at the temperature he wants and won't be dictated to by the environment.

In exchange

Sorry Oliver Thornton I actually like your answer but some how pressed unlike by mistake :) in addition to some answers answer ice is melting due to global change and whoever buys it from eskimos will have the privilege of being a precedent when temperature become less colder

The same way I'd sell a fridge to anyone else.... you never said the eskimo was living in the Arctic, he could be living in Hammersmith.

After trying to establish if they had a food need for a fridge I would ask them where they stick all the fridge magnets their friends send them?

tell him it is a radiator

It will stop your food from freezing

It's an old joke. But... It's -40 degrees Celsium outside. And +4 In the fridge. Eskimo can heat himself! =) Really - There is not so sharp difference between two temperatures