Mission: UKwdfwdf crumpets waffles
State of the art facility
Random unexplained firearms training
Colleagues disappear on occasion (more cupcakes for me)
Large supply of flamethrowers in the stationary cupboard
Creepy sounds coming from behind locked doors
Non-specific non-disclosure forms to sign
Colleagues disappear on occasion (more work for me)
No health benefits
Advice to Management
If you aren’t going to address the horrid screeching sounds coming from corridor c-12, at least soundproof the Accounts office so we can’t hear them.
I applied in-person. I interviewed at Umbrella Corporation.
unicorns are awesome and so is pie. I like it when I get to go to the beach with my cat, except that never happen cuz I don't live by the beach and my cat doesn't like water. Why is umbrella corp not letting this happen?
UK location is Awesome!