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25 Nov 2025
Anonymous employee
Current employee, more than 3 years
Alameda, CA
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook
Pros
Some good colleagues are still there, but everyone’s dreaming of leaving. Benefits are OK, industry average salaries.
Cons
If Dementors were a biotech, they’d be Exelixis. Culture: the company feeds on human happiness and drains employees of all their positive emotions. HR and upper management are known to perform the terrifying act of the Dementor's Kiss, which removes a person’s soul, leaving employees in a vegetative state. Not recommended.