26 Feb 2025
Anonymous employee
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1yAh yes, another episode of “Let’s Make Stuff Up on Glassdoor!”
Look, we get it—Glassdoor tends to be a magnet for negative reviews because, let’s be real, happy employees are usually busy working, not venting online. So, while we do have plenty of negative reviews, we also have an amazing team that works hard and supports each other.
Now, let’s break this masterpiece of fiction down:
1. “Employees are forced to leave 5-star reviews.”
If that were true, wouldn’t this review have magically disappeared into the void? Yet, here it is, in all its glory, living rent-free on the internet.
2. “You’ll be reprimanded for leaving your computer.”
Hate to break it to you, but expecting people to, you know, actually work during work hours isn’t exactly a crime. Also, we’d like to introduce you to a revolutionary concept: breaks exist, and no one’s tracking bathroom trips like it’s the TSA. But let’s be real—this review isn’t about someone stepping away to grab a snack. This is about someone trying to do their full week’s laundry, run to the grocery store, and maybe even squeeze in a Target run during their shift… and being surprised that didn’t fly.
3. “Corrections = Cruel and Unusual Punishment?”
Yes, we do, in fact, correct spelling errors, broken links, and formatting mistakes—because that’s called doing the job right. If that’s traumatizing, we fear for their ability to handle, well… life.
4. “12-hour shifts with no breaks.”
We’re gonna need a source on that one, because we’re pretty sure no one here is chained to their desk, rationing sips of water like they’re in a survival movie.
5. “Toxic culture.”
This one really had us laughing. Toxic? The same team where people have been working together for 5 years, celebrate each other’s birthdays, send each other surprise gifts, and somehow still love talking to each other outside of work? If this is toxic, then we must be running the most dysfunctional friend group in history.
And finally, our favorite part:
“Truly the worst job I have ever had.”
Look, if fixing grammar and working remotely was this unbearable, we’d recommend avoiding literally any job that requires accountability. Maybe professional cloud-watching is more their speed? 🤔