Pros
- Free lunch friday - Great people to work with
Cons
Want to travel back in time? Be like Benjamin Button? Want that comforting eyes over your shoulders feeling every day? Come work for RealBuzz! Having tried the flexible hours, and working from home scheme that all these hip tech companies seem to be moving towards, RealBuzz takes you back to a simpler life. A life of 9-5 development, with a need to call your boss if you are going to be 15 minutes late due to a train delay. Love that retro way of life!* Are you someone who hates people playing music too loudly through their headphones? Well you'll love RealBuzz, as headphones are not allowed! Do you have trouble being distracted, and wish there was some way to keep focused? Well no problem, RealBuzz will require you to account for every moment of your working day! And, so you don't lose that comforting feeling whilst on holiday, RealBuzz asks you to record your days off too for you to stay focused! And as an added bonus they have added a blocker for many websites, so you won't be distracted! Don't like Agile development? No problem, nor does the RealBuzz! Having successfully promised but not delivered agile development for over 2 years, you can rest assured that agile will stay out of your way! Are you someone embarassed by your memory and unable to remember people's name very well? Well don't worry. At RealBuzz you will feel comfortable in the knowledge that staff turnover is so high, you won't need to remember people's name as they won't be around for long. Perhaps you are someone who has trouble staying away from unhealthy food, and needs that extra support to be healthy. Well don't worry, RealBuzz has previously already denied the request for a snack machine and now they are located so far from the city center, that by the time you get to a place that sells unhealthy food, you will have burned the calories off before you even took your first bite! At RealBuzz they are determined to bring you the most authentic retro call center experience. Extra bonuses include: - Free lunch on a friday - Periodic chaotic new rules after the owner has visited the premises so you will always be surprised. - Promises, promises and more promises, for that authentic positive change experience that almost seems real. - A salary to match the historic period RealBuzz is portraying And when Christmas comes around, you can party all night with all the crew and start later the next morning** If this sounds like something for you, sign up now! * Any opposition will, and has been forced out. **Applies only for Christmas party goers, those who do not attend are expected to work early or face disciplinary action.
