(After I’ve called her at the agreed time): Can you please hold on while I find your resume? Omg, I’m just so busy, I can’t seem to find it, can you please send it again? What is the job you want to discuss? Hang on, let me see what that job requisition says. I just have too much going on. Oh, I think I remember this one. Remind me of your experience? Yes, You seem like a great fit. I’m going to send your application to the VP.