** I patiently waited a few days to post this **
Would you like to work for a company that doesn't offer relocation assistance? Would you like to work for a company that underpays its employees?
Would you like to work for a company that has absolutely no benefits?
Would you like to work for a company where you get 5 days of vacation per year that caps at 10 days until year 5 (no sick days)? Also, the CEO says "you guys get enough time off as it is."
Would you like to work at a company that gives you a laughable apple watch for 6 year anniversary?
Would you like to work for a company that has so much turnover that you witness 10+ people leave within six months, without rehires so it's not even turnover, it's just "turn"?
Would you like to work for a company that has a CEO that is absolutely crazy and will even comment on this review to prove it? (What are you going to do now?)
Would you like to work for a company that hires in leadership that says "Agile is stupid, let's instead plan and document" and come up with ideas so dull that all you can do is roll your eyes?
Would you want to work with a leader that says "net-net" in client meetings?
Would you like to work for a company that gives zero days notice that you'll be "laid off"?
Would you like to work for a company that offers no severance?
Would you like to get told "At least you can keep everything that you already own." as you're packing up your desk?
If so, this place is the right place for you!
Advice to the junior dev looking for a job/experience:
- take the job if you must, get your experience
- the devs are awesome
- get going after a year. Of course, you'll figure that out.
