Halodoc Reviews

1) Blind imitation of FAANG company interviews and development processes, read from internet blogs, which won't make this company a FAANG. LOL 2) Managers and Architects are under a assumption and ego that they are Google employees because, once upon a time they were working in Motorola and a subdivision was acquired by Google. Lolololol. 3) Managers, Directors and Architects, cannot even write a working production code for Fibonacci series. Leave alone recursion. But they shout on employees who are leaps and bounds skilled than them. 4) Since there are a ton of quality interview questions out there, these managers and architects just copy paste them in interviews. 5) Principal engineers here are no less. They hide domain specific information to intimidate new joiners, and laugh and shout at you if you ask some clarifications. 6) 99% unit test coverage and each module has different version of unit test framework & implementation. New joiners are made to write these tests to get their spirits low. Add 150 branches per sprint mandatory. Else get a shouting. 7) Principal Engineers, Managers, Architects, Directors are just good at intimidating new joiners who come from reputed companies to join this asylum. 8) 15 hours working is the norm here on weekdays. Weekends 6 hrs. Enjoy! 9) Managers blatantly marks you for improvement and put you on PiP. Because, they read some blog that says, Amazon PiPs 14% of its employees. LoL 10) Architects & Principal engineers just put on a show that they are busy and wont even reply to your slack messages on time.

I joined halodoc and committed a mistake You can't speak anything as they seal you with a tape You work there Day and night ruthlessly And the company got no future just hanging there aimlessly The managers here got no etiquettes You are always treated like you are the slaves The HR here got no role to play And the CTO is always ready to slay The PMs here are very sincere and passionate It takes them 9 months to Write PRD when they concentrate The politics here is as dirty as city of Gotham You can join them if you got the balls of Phantom They will torture you mercilessly and leave you blunt Until you resign in 2 weeks to again begin the job hunt I will stop here as it can go on till eternity Fellow halodocians guess my name, I have left a hint for you in pity