Pros
I work on the upper deck of the ship as a Poopdeck Swabber, where the feces are swabbed into a bucket. My fellow employees, the Pooper Scoopers, then transport the buckets to the Great Poop Reservoir. This job offers a lot of value to its workers, as the community is like a family, there is good job security, and the pay is pretty good. There are nice benefits as well. You'll also get a lot of physical exercise due to the amount of walking around and swabbing. Getting exercise and getting paid? How cool is that?? You can even talk to the fish while you're on break and they're not clique-y or political in the slightest. They kind of just glide around and stare at you. Not to mention, you get to sail out into the sea for free!! I currently get paid $7.25 per hour!
Cons
None. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. It's literally flawless in every single way.
